TTT Tiki Tech

Fabian Cancellara's younger half-brother Tiki Collinsworth's custom Romancer TT helmet.

In preparation for the upcoming Texas State Championship Team Time Trial, Team Wooly Mammoth has been working with a team of Ukrainian scientists on some secret weaponry. In conjunction with Romancer's Olympic Rollerblade Racing R&D team, TWM has designed an ultra provocative helmet composed of fossilized mammoth ribs. Testing has already shown that it provides the ultimate aerodynamic style advantage over the competition, and wind tunnel tests have also produced spectacular numbers.

Aero and Provocative have never meshed so perfectly to illicit arousal.

Arousal figures have been off the charts and were demonstrated last year by TWM's secret testing which drew moans of approval from women and fancy men along the road. These figures were further backed up by a massive spike in the number of well endowed, incredibly handsome, illegitimate babies born in surrounding counties for 2009.