Space Helmets

This is the collar which holds the inflating airbag helmet and deploys it only when needed. Seriously. Model unknown.

Juan Cool Romance's recent love interest modeling Romancer's new Intergalactic 3.0, which TWM will be racing in next season.

For years, everyone knows Team Wooly Mammoth racers have been chucking their helmets 5K into each race (Tron Tronson "Luke Warm" Rubixxson always collects them on his way to the feedzone) because we don't want our gorgeous hair obscured by all those straps, styrofoam, plastic and whatnot. It's also in our Oakley deal to go helmetless so that their brand is associated with the beauty and tradition that our faces radiate.

We've gotten a lot for flak for "safety" concerns because of this historic approach to racing minus skull protection. Well, I want all the critics to take a look at TWM's new helmets. We're so excited about the future and lazers and shit, that we had to have these things.