Archive: Legs of Fire!!! TWM has their own theme song!!!

As the TWM spring campaign begins, I just wanted to reiterate that we do in fact have our own theme song. Here is the original Press Release:

Ukrainian recording star "Chastity" has written and recorded a song inspired by the might of TWM. The single "Legs of Fire" is an oaken masterpiece in its own right. A ballad of grit and guts, boasting the sultry enchantment of bombast and elitism that defines TEAM WOOLY MAMMOTH. Your captains at TWM would like to thank Chastity and all the Japanese fans who have made this song and our team PLATINUM.

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LYRICS:
The starting line's crossed over
The race has just begun
Keep pushing, pumping harder
'Till victory is won!

VERSE

You trained to win
All your muscles know the drill
The road is long but you bare an iron will
Stay strong as you climb up every hill. (you must kill)

Carbon fiber
Or perhaps Italian steel
Sways back and forth 160 PSI each wheel
Campy power ultra shifters feel so surreal. (They're ideal)

CHORUS

You know you can't stop,
you're the one who can rise to the top,
"Legs Of Fire"

Your quads are so tight
but in your heart there's a fight.
It burns with desire.

You've got the guts,
Only spoken of in songs and myth
And all the power of a WOOLY MAMMOTH
Todays the day to take first place, not fifth.

Downshifting gears
lets the competition know,
They'll never catch you 'cause they're moving way too slow
Their eyes well up, for their hearts are filled with woe. (Cause they're too slow)

CHORUS

You know you can't stop,
you're the one who can rise to the top,
"Legs Of Fire"

Your quads are so tight
but in your heart there's a fight.
It burns with desire.